southwest slap

the action of slappin a hoe with your penis, in other words a dick-whip

Guy #1: say you see that hoe over there?
Guy #2: yeah wat about her?
Guy #1: this pimp just southwest slapped her and knocked her out
Guy #2: im surprised she's still standing

by JuanKillsTx July 16, 2007

Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

southwest kiss

A kiss so powerful it can only be performed between a woman and a woman or a man or a man aboard a commercial airline flight. This can result in being removed from the flight if you are flying Southwest Airlines. Inspired by the kiss between actress Leisha Hailey and Camila Grey on a Southwest Airlines flight that was cited as reason to remove them from the flight.

Tibor: Did you have a good flight?
Mary: It was until my southwest kiss with Alicia from Accounting got us removed from the plane.

by Herbal Klimt October 2, 2011

southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017

Southwest Texas

A self-proclaimed area in Southwest Houston usually by local street gangs and locals who are so loyal they might as well make their own city in Texas.

Yo homie I stay in Southwest Texas up here down on Fondren Rd.

by Zero2infinity August 18, 2018

Southwest Pullout

While having intercourse on a diamond patterned blanket you pullout, stick a Native American flute up her ass and cum into her rattlesnake boot.

While in New Mexico I performed a flawless Southwest Pullout.

by harrymannipples August 20, 2018

Southwest High School

The worst fucking high school in the U.S.A. Located in El Centro, Ca. Populated by white mexicans who think they're the shit cause their dads are farmers. THEY ALSO USE AN OVERSIZED PIGEON AS A MASCOT.

Worst band. EVER.

girl: hey i have to go to southwest high school tonight :(

guy: that's literally the worst school why don't you come to central union high school ;)

by YT_iSucc December 7, 2018