Houston Shorts

Three quarter length shorts as popularised by the pop-punk band Houston Has A Problem.

It's hot today, think I'll whip out the Houston shorts.

by stokemeister general February 17, 2010

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Salute Your Shorts

A show that was on nickelodeon in the early and mid-90's. The show was about a group of kids in summer camp, and stared Kirk Baily as Ug, Venus DeMilo as Telly Radford, Erik MacArthur as Michael Stein, Danny Cooksey as Budnick, Michael Bower as 'Donkeylips' Gelfen, Heidi Lucas as Dina Alexander, Blake Sennett as Ronnie Pinsky, and Ben Stein as Dr. Kahn.

It's considered by most people as one of the classic shows that nickelodeon had before turning to complete garbage.

Blake Sennett, who played Pinksy on Salute Your Shorts and was a semi-regular guest star on Boy Meets World, now plays in the bands Rilo Kiley and The Elected.

by Melsay October 27, 2006

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Frat sores

A venerial disease contracted from a frat star

Seriously, I have such a bad case of the frat sores after a crazy ass night at the phi mu alpha house

by Brireezylady June 10, 2013

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junk shorts

Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.

The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

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pink shorts

a nickname for the boy we all fall for at the beach... tan, toned abs, confident, & adventurous

he makes you dream about what you two could be, a perfect summer beach fling.. if you had the balls to approach him that is

Imagine watching this sunset with pink shorts 👀👌

by ur b1tch July 1, 2020

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