"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"
"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"
"...What?"
"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"
"...What?"
by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019
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Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!
Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!
Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
A clinical case of attention sneezing:
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!
normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.
normal person: Sure...
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!
normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.
normal person: Sure...
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Person 1: “Bro I’m sneezing!”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH
Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”
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Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”
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Get the Dick Sneezing mug.Friend: "For once I am using paper tissue the way it was intended."
Me: "For masturbating?"
Friend: "For sneezing, not pelvic sneezing!"
Me: "For masturbating?"
Friend: "For sneezing, not pelvic sneezing!"
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Get the Pelvic Sneezing mug.A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.
The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”
“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
by MrBlight June 3, 2025
Get the The Sneezing Keaster mug.Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a
semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).
"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
by HosMan61 September 24, 2011
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