smp

Describes Suck my pepi , in other way suck my small penis. Used by Jager a group of infidels playing retarded online games. Copyrights owned by Jager Corp.

- Kaveh : " Crying , drama , bla bla bla , crying"
- Raf : "smp o7"

by satanas7 October 11, 2018

smp

"Shit My Pants" When you have reached the point of extreme laughter and you literally shit your pants!

Ruchi: "Did you see that redneck windchime?!"
Kevin: "Yeah I absolutely SMP, ahhh that was to effin funny!"

by OptimusKevin October 4, 2011

Smp

A friendly word that means "slapping my pussy." It's most commonly used when someone says something funny, and you reply "smp"

Cole: Did you know Abby talked shit about us yesterday?
Kaitlyn: She did?
Cole: yeah she did smp

by Fartinmyass69 December 8, 2016

smp

"shaking my penis", similar to "shaking my head" but simply with a different body part. Used to show disbelief, dissatisfaction or extreme satisfaction about a topic.

Those girls shorts are so damn short, smp

by Davey Crockette November 27, 2011

smp

"Stretch Mark Pussy"

That girl has some major SMP.

by mR.siNiSTer October 9, 2006

Dream SMP

The Dream SMP, an uncontrollable world full of men, women, a pig and one really loud child who spend their days committing war crimes and repeatedly murdering each other

::Wow, who knew you could declare war on a peaceful nation and murder all of their animals
::Only on the Dream SMP am I right chat

by please don't hurt me tommy November 28, 2020

smp live

A survival multi player (smp) server which has a playerbase consisting of 100 percent twitch streamers which has one rule that you must be streaming live on twitch to play.

Person 1: hey do you want to play on smp live.
Person 2: no dumbass only popular streamers can play on smp live.
Jchlatt: ha ha boomers you cant play.

by Eatdatpussy426 August 17, 2019