Smirked

A cocky smile or arrogant gesture often displayed at the misfortune of others.

The bitch smirked at the quadriplegic attempting to reach the soup cans on the high shelf of the grocery store.

by Ghouligan July 24, 2016

Smirnastics

A drinking game that involves Smirnoff and gymnastics. Each participant has to make up their best gymastics routine to perform for the rest of the group. There is a panel of at least three judges who rates the gymnasts on creativity, flexibility, and enthusiasm. Whatever a participant's score is (on a scale of 1-10), they must take that many swigs.

"Hey, do you want to help me develop my Smirnastics routine tonight?"

"Hey! You stuck your Smirnastics routine really well! Congrats! Now take 10 swigs!"

by btothe2 April 6, 2009

SMIFF

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF

by jetwake08 October 12, 2011

Smirnoff Shits

Runny smelly diarrhea after an evening of drinking Smirnoff Ice.

I am miserable today, I drank too much last night and have the Smirnoff Shits!

by B_Landie September 21, 2010

text smirk

When a person texts someone of the opposite sex that they are interested in. Usually the text is of a sexual or flirtatious nature and causes the individual texting to get a unique smirk across their face.

Bob: Hey look at Jim's face! He must be texting that girl he just met last night!
Garry: Bob how do you know that?
Bob: Garry look at his face, he's got one of those stupid text smirks!

by CraziPali November 26, 2009

smirting

To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them.

smoking + flirting

Goddammit, Silvia we need to get out of here and do some smirting.

by Silvia San Martin April 10, 2005

Captain Kirk smirk

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.

Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005