Smarties Smoker

A student who isn't interested in smoking but want to look like a smoker. Typically from the ages on 10-16. They are know for "smoking" on school campus during school.

Hey, you a smarties smoker?

Yea, want a smarties smoke?

by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009

Smartassm

the use of sarcasm when others fail to recognize its use. The most obvious form of sarcasm one may use before turning their back on someone.

Susan didn't quite understand that I couldn't care less about about her new job, but my smartassm was lost on her.

by Doctor Drew February 28, 2010

smartass

A mule/donkey of unusual intelligence

that's one smartass you got there
my smartass died
im gonna beat your smart ass

by anotherguy November 11, 2003

Smartass

Someone who possesses superior intellect and wit and understands the reason behind and the purpose for satire in life.

She always knows when to insert humor to make him laugh, even when he’s bummin’. She’s such a smartass.

by alwaysattitude January 14, 2010

smartassedness

The aptitude of ones ability to be deliver witty or rye comments, taking more of a negative view.

Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.

I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika

by Austin P December 28, 2007

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017

Smarties

Small candy wafers that have a sweet, almost fruity taste. They come in many different pastel colors, and are sold in cellophane-wrapped stacks. Manufactured by CE DE Candy company, and available in the US and Canada.

Contrary to popular belief, eating Smarties does not make you smart.

by Stephanie M. December 29, 2003