slothin out

the moment after taking the first hit of weed when you are blackout drunk, causing complete incapacitation

"Yo spark that shit"
I'm wasted, boutta sloth out!"
"Same."

"You can't even move"
"I know dude, I'm slothin out"

by The Stoned Sloth February 5, 2014

sloshypoo

The sexiest of all guys

That guy is so sexy, he must be a sloshypoo

by Sloshypoo September 12, 2021

Wet Sloth

When you get your dick soaked with lube or blowjob spit, then you fuck yo girl, slowly.

"Ya man, I gave your Mom a wet sloth last night!"

by dick slapper+2 August 7, 2016

sloothy

To be very sneeky, and undetected.

Cy was very sloothy as she moved thru the walmart arena, searching out her opponents.

by Super Cy July 8, 2005

sloth on bark

Gripping one's package when sitting to keep hands warm and because it's comfortable as fuck.

"Dude... sloth on bark?"
"My nuts are cold, fuck off."

by Dingummy March 25, 2010

Slothliness

1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.

2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.

3) A dole bludging bogon.

Your slothliness is getting in the way of your becoming a millionaire.

by Jacoster, Arinar April 3, 2011

slothshath

A Slothshath is somebody that rampages around

That Slothshath just stomped down the hallway and bumped into me

by The Rodelere August 21, 2018