slimy worm

When a guy takes a numbing agent so his dick doesn't get hard and fucks his girl

"Man he slimy wormed me so hard last night"

by King Shemale May 23, 2016

Slimy Selleck

After a long night of drinking, a Slimy Selleck is the process of passing out on ones own toilet, and waking up with a neatly collected mustache made of pubes from the surrounding bathroom floor.

Man, I totally passed out last night baby faced, and woke up with a slimy Selleck.

by Slime Selleck April 24, 2020

golden slimy

When you pee while nutting in a girl.

"Put the pee in the nut when you nut inside me, you know what they call that? The golden slimy."

by Hiness303 November 3, 2021

slimy whore

A bitch that is fucked, beaten and shitted on my a dead whale. Is then payed with a bucket of horse urine mixed with gorilla sperm.

You slimy whore!

by Aeroed May 20, 2016

slimy scrotum

A mixed drink, consisting of a shot of any alcohol in which the bartender's testicles have been dipped.

Girl 1: "I'll have a Sex on the Beach."
Girl 2: "Hmm, what should I have?"
Barkeep: "How about a slimy scrotum?"
Girls 1 and 2: "What's that?!"
Barkeep: "A shot of whatever you like and I dip my boys in it."

by EAT DA POO POO November 30, 2010

slimy shoe

while performing the slimy shoe you must take someones shoe and repeatedly cum in the shoe then quickly replace the shoe for someone to wear them.

bob took toquetoe's shoes and cummed in them so when toquetoe put the shoes on she screamed slimy shoe.

by crandlecooper January 24, 2009

slimy potato

When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy

When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.

by Halfway43 April 7, 2015