the skaleets is texting
by 1800chokedetho December 21, 2022
Get the skaleet mug.This select group of people chosen to live to a higher standard of being awesome, legendary, pullers, rushers, beer pong gods, and the best people you will ever know. To be accepted and taught of this lifestyle is to commit to being down for the crazy stuff without hesitation such as adventures and stuff involving things like canoes, roofs, hazing, binge drinking, and beer pong. once a skagen you will enter a brotherhood like none other, committed to being along other skagens no matter the distance or circumstances. everyone else that has not earned the title or right to be a skagen will now be know as pledges and must be treated as such.
Why does that guy on the beer pong table keep saying skagen to those other guys? bro you dont know? those are the skagens, they dont mess around, everyone knows they are the shit, dont even try to take them off the table they will sweep you out like dust in the wind.
by thebossman1911 October 3, 2014
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To get skashed is to drink excessive amounts of alcohol. It's similar to getting 'smashed' from alcohol, but to a worse extent. A skashed person often ends up throwing up or passing out, with little memory of their experiences.
"Dude that girl was smashed"
"No way, she was worse than smashed. She stripped off her clothes and then passed out! She was totally skashed!"
"No way, she was worse than smashed. She stripped off her clothes and then passed out! She was totally skashed!"
by Skashing December 6, 2009
Get the Skashed mug.A rare and mythical creature that ejects vaginal secretion (VS) all over the place. Very disrespectful, always shows up when you least expect em to, characterized by being obnoxious and flying around fing shit up.
Can only be tamed and or killed by a select few "chosen ones". These "skane hunters"(short form: "skunters") are born with an impressive set of skills geared towards defending the free world from skanes.
*if approached by a skane do not attempt to befriend it, call 1-800-SKUNT-HUNT imediately for assistance
Can only be tamed and or killed by a select few "chosen ones". These "skane hunters"(short form: "skunters") are born with an impressive set of skills geared towards defending the free world from skanes.
*if approached by a skane do not attempt to befriend it, call 1-800-SKUNT-HUNT imediately for assistance
DUDE, did you see the size of the skane in k-town the other night? good thing there were skunters around
I wish I was a bad-ass skane
SKAANNNEEE lets go grab a beer now that you're no longer faculty
I wish I was a bad-ass skane
SKAANNNEEE lets go grab a beer now that you're no longer faculty
by prostarskunter June 22, 2009
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2. A small lake town in central New York where a person's intrinsic value is based solely on the amount of money in their bank account.
The cops there don't have radar guns. They have pay stub scanners. Being a 5-figure wage earner in Skaneateles is actually a misdemeanor punishable by community service - which usually entails mowing every member of the PTA's lawns while they stand around and watch, sipping on martinis and talking about how much money they have.
If you're caught driving a car in Skaneateles which is more than 2 years old, or has more than 25,000 miles on it, you have to pay a "Burden on the Community" fee. Apparently "old" cars bring down the property value.
When the children learn good posture in Skaneateles, they don't balance books on tops of their heads. They balance them on their foreheads so as to keep their nose the proper angle in the air (approximately 89.382 degrees). They need to be prepared for when they see "poor people" (AKA: people without millions of dollars and 3 vacation homes).
Skaneateles has sometimes been referred to as the "Guilded Ghetto" because the children are sheltered from the "outside world," better known as real life.
2. A small lake town in central New York where a person's intrinsic value is based solely on the amount of money in their bank account.
The cops there don't have radar guns. They have pay stub scanners. Being a 5-figure wage earner in Skaneateles is actually a misdemeanor punishable by community service - which usually entails mowing every member of the PTA's lawns while they stand around and watch, sipping on martinis and talking about how much money they have.
If you're caught driving a car in Skaneateles which is more than 2 years old, or has more than 25,000 miles on it, you have to pay a "Burden on the Community" fee. Apparently "old" cars bring down the property value.
When the children learn good posture in Skaneateles, they don't balance books on tops of their heads. They balance them on their foreheads so as to keep their nose the proper angle in the air (approximately 89.382 degrees). They need to be prepared for when they see "poor people" (AKA: people without millions of dollars and 3 vacation homes).
Skaneateles has sometimes been referred to as the "Guilded Ghetto" because the children are sheltered from the "outside world," better known as real life.
I went to Skaneateles one time. But, I got arrested for not having thousands of dollars in cash in my wallet. It's a good thing they didn't find out that I don't have a trust fund...
by ThatGuy001 March 26, 2011
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by fdsfsjfjf January 18, 2009
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by little tommy skakel April 26, 2004
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