Shmeat

Name: Shmeat Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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Shmeat is the way to describe a cock that is huge

Yo, Human Shrek do be packing Shmeat doh

Shmeat by SolidBollerk October 18, 2021

I penis so small and tiny that it can it can not even be considered a penis.

Omg girl did you see his dick , yeah but he has a shmeat.

Shmeat by Mrmeeeet November 24, 2021

A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen

Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright

Another term for someone's genitalia, usually the males.

She looked at his shmeat

Shmeat by Hhhvytvytv December 5, 2023

“Shmeat”

A dehumanizing nickname. If means small meat.

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.

Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?