Shmeat

Shmeat is the way to describe a cock that is huge

Yo, Human Shrek do be packing Shmeat doh

by SolidBollerk October 18, 2021

Shmeat

I penis so small and tiny that it can it can not even be considered a penis.

Omg girl did you see his dick , yeah but he has a shmeat.

by Mrmeeeet November 24, 2021

Shmeat

A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen

Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright

by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022

Shmeat

Another term for someone's genitalia, usually the males.

My Shmeat has erectile disfunction

by Thaifood.com April 26, 2022

Shmeat

A guys ummmmm…

She looked at his shmeat

by Hhhvytvytv December 5, 2023

Shmeat Up

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.

Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?

by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015

Shmeat Boye

Someone you are cool with but lowkey you know they have a small penis

Liam: Yooo shmeat boye
Person: Yo whats up man

by _Gabe15_ October 5, 2016