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shaved snatch

KFC casher: hi what can I get for you, a leg or a thigh?

Old man: I want a shaved snatch please

Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore

Female: wow!
by person876543 March 13, 2015
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Shavakadoo

I made you shavakadoo
by Mrmonay1 May 31, 2017
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Related Words
SHMAV Shmava Shmavela Shmavemgisum shmavin Shmavoshmado shave Shav shaved shavi

Shavacado Breezynuts

shahv-uh-kah-doh, bree-zee-nuhts
1. A condition in which one lets their shaved sack hang in a gentle wind often for personal pleasure or the amusement of others present.
2. A pimped-out GF in NWO that is more of a lover than a fighter.
1. Todd enjoyed being all shavacado breezynuts until his mom barged into his room.
2. Shavacado Breezynuts looked fly in his gold jumpsuit as he teamed up for another round of dragon killing in the SH.
by Lorcan01 October 8, 2018
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some sort of an infection from shaving or something

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.
by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008
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Trying to Shave a Snake

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.
"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
by JollyLama February 27, 2010
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Shavani

A "shavani" is also known as the well-liked person. A Shavani can be weird at sometime but is still loved by her friends and family. She is also the most funniest among her friends. She is the teacher's pet and she has a love for music. She is amazing in sports too.
person 1: wow! who is this girl?She is really good in sports and playing the guitar
person 2:she's a shavani!
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shaved beaver

refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)
I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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