schindler's shitlist

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.

Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!

by noparentsnorules January 28, 2010

shittastic

Doing the WORST #%^#$ing job ever.

Britney Spear's parenting skills will be shittastic

by LordPhrozen July 1, 2005

Shittertainment

Any type of entertainment, ranging from newspapers and magazines to psp's and cell phones, that you bring into the bathroom and use to occupy your time while on the shitter.

Person 1: Hey, could you pass me the sports section of that newspaper?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?

by Hamsterrrrr October 20, 2008

Shitmeister

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.

Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?

by casdebom April 30, 2010

shittastic

Something so incredibly horrible. Can also be used to describe how you feel. Commonly a modification of the phrase "when the shit hits the fan", replacing the "fan" in fantastic with "shit" making up the combination "shittastic"

"That test was so shittastic, I'd be lucky to get a 20%!"

"Ugh, I'm so hungover I feel shittastic."

by bluesubaru22 March 7, 2008

shitfest

1. when a situation or a task at hand goes bad.
2. An event that results in a displeasing outcome.

One arrives at a party and finds the situation bad, uncool, boring, lame and/or gay. One would describe the party as a "shitfest". Normally used in context as such, "What a shitfest!"

by N Rich April 15, 2006

Shifties

Noun. Alcoholic drinks you have after working a shift in any service industry. Can be one or many multiple number of drinks that may sometimes lead to shenanigans or the next morning. 2. Often free for BOH employees and almost always necessary post shift for all staff. Contagious in dive bars

Worked sucked. Let’s get some shifties.

by Kidd Blast October 3, 2019