Shinesty

When you have royal vagina.

Sex with her once and I'm hooked on her shinesty!

by Trouble87 December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A where you can buy holders for your specific boulders.

Yo I just bought a whole bunch of underwear from shinesty.

by Altun December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Dress wear for the money maker body parts.

I could really use some Shinesty to make my life better!

by Frazmk4 December 28, 2021

Shinesty

An unwanted erection that is highly noticeable occurring in an inappropriate situation or setting

When the bride and groom exchanged vows at their wedding the groom had a huge shinesty.

by emkeene December 28, 2021

Shinesty

An online store that doesn’t sell things, it sells dreams. The masters of the ball hammock, and creators of works of art on par with Sistine chapel that rest not on a roof, but where the sun doesn’t shine. Truly supporting the undercarriage of America, heros.

Shinesty will sell you a cloud for your boys to rest in

by Dougyfresh December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Automatic Clean Underwear! Yes! You heard me correctly! Never worry about soiled underwear again. Sign up for an underwear subscription from Shinesty and you will have a new unique pair of boxer briefs every 3 months. Need a pair more often? No worries! Need a pair less often. No worries! They have lots of different subscriptions. And the underwear is super comfortable. From the unique far out hilarious patterns to the soft fabric and comfortable no turn waist band to the non-ride-up legs and finally to the hammock where your boys can rest comfortably and NOT feel like chestnuts roasting by an open fire! THESE UNDIES ARE THE BEST! You won’t want any others ever again! You’ll be so comfortable that your smile will be so shinesty!

Dude, did you subscribe to Shinesty yet? Your undies are funky.

by mupa1993 December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Home of The Best underwear on the planet based on style and comfort.

Wow I just saw you girlfriends underwear and they looked super cute, what’s that, you have a matching pair! I am heading to Shinesty to get my own pair!

by NayrMagic December 28, 2021