shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

god-shatter

The psychological equivalent of throwing a crystal vase onto a brick wall; dismantling religious conditioning by subjecting it to Socratic interrogation.

Apologetics, straw-man arguments, appeal to divinity, scripture and god's word...all fall in the wake of logic, reason and Socratic evaluation...god-shatter revelation.

by YAWA October 8, 2017

shartroulette

A biological game of chance; when you aren't exactly sure if you have to shit or fart, but you let it out anyway and hope for the best.

Brian lost the game of shartroulette when he shit himself in math class.

by shartman2 December 3, 2010

Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019

Smarter Child

A funny Aimbot to amuse you

me. (8:07:42 PM): how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Smarter Child (8:07:42 PM): A choodwuck would wuck lots of chood if it could wuck chood.
me. (8:08:06 PM): wtf?
Smarter Child (8:08:06 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.

by klsdjf;lk June 30, 2008

shattered heart

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be

Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..

by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018

shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008