Shampaggin

n.

1. the combination of drinking champagne and sexual intercourse
2. The pronunciation of "champagne" by Zaph Branagan of Futurama.

Boy: Can I interest you in some "shampaggin?"

Girl: Why yes! I'd love some champagne.

by Kif3000 December 6, 2010

shamballing

A fake baller or pretending to play basketball.

He is shamballing so his so son can win.

by TheShamballer October 1, 2012

Scambag

To be an absolute scam of a human being. To fool people into believing that you do not scam, when indeed you do scam at a high degree.

*Not a derivative of "scumbag".

"Hey Kelsey do you want to hang out with Kelley next weekend?"

"Nah dude, she's a complete and utter scambag who only talks about cats."

by Dan73 May 26, 2014

Shamba

1st meaning:

A small outhouse found in East Africa usually used to provide shelter for livestock.

2nd meaning:

A small outhouse used for making sweet sweet finger fuck at a social gathering.

Tom Bliss: Let me take you shambin'

Annie Steen: No Ive already been fucked by a taxi driver

Epsom College Fayrer 5th form is 'Shamba'

by Epsom College Fayrer 5th form May 18, 2009

slambags

when a bitch has titties and its like damn thats too much titties. no elasticity. nipples all stretched out and they're skinny at the top.

That bitch's slambags coulda been tucked in her jeans.

by ShoelessM February 10, 2009

Shamagalating

Everything is going good, with No Problems.

How are you today"-"O you know Shamagalating,Keeping my head up!

by S.K.Rap U.P July 23, 2010

Shambate

When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.

Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.

by cloudfart November 24, 2014