SITREP

Situational report. Also it could mean what are you doing or where are you.

"I need a SITREP of our truck that fell off the cliff"

by du knodc May 31, 2006

Shitrendous

Extraordinarily horrible.

Between the rabies scare and getting fired, this week has been truly shitrendous.

by LizDC March 28, 2009

SHITrauma

A fecal accident which can cause great embarassment to an individual and/or others.

I had a SHITrauma last night when I managed to spray three walls and a toilet with shit, at WORK.

by GLBurns007 January 14, 2008

shitrolling

dogs rubbing themselves on a fertilized lawn

Carla took her Rat Terrier Clyde for a walk and came across a newly fertilized lawn; Clyde promptly started shitrolling to get the scent all over him

by Uncle Joosie June 23, 2020

Shitrus

Slang term, renaming Citrus County, in Florida, which is boring as hell, and pretty shitty.

Tommy: "Hey, I'm moving up to Virginia!"
Sam: "You're leaving me in Shitrus County?!"

One: "Man, I'm so bored"
Two: "Yea, there's nothing to do in Shitrus."

by Masked Octopus July 16, 2011

shitress

A waitress that you have sexual intercourse with in her anus and following the sex she takes a shit on your chest.

"dude what are you doing tonight"

"I'm chilling with Mandy, she is my shitress"

"way to go man"

by Billy 'Blue Balls' Mays March 21, 2010

marinated spitroast

A regular spitroast, but with another male paticipant ejaculating or 'marinating' the lucky lady in the thick of it all. Who wants a spitroast with meat that isn't marinated?!?

'Last night Ted and i were having this awesome spitroast. It was a bit flavourless though so Jim started to marinate the bitch. Best marinated spitroast i've ever had!'

by king-of-roast May 18, 2009