The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.
Top-shelfing
Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."
Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"
Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."
Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"
by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009
Get the Top-shelfing mug.When someone gives you what-if scenarios that could hypothetically come true, giving false hope and then you finding out that they sold you words (a "dream"), that could never be achieved.
EXAMPLE 1:
What happened to you Alyssa?
Oh, I'm so bummed out.
Why is that?
Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?
EXAMPLE TWO:
Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?
Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.
Selling dreams?
She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.
What happened to you Alyssa?
Oh, I'm so bummed out.
Why is that?
Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?
EXAMPLE TWO:
Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?
Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.
Selling dreams?
She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.
by problemeo February 25, 2019
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(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)
a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively normal by many other people
a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively normal by many other people
by Sexydimma May 25, 2014
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selfiegraph term was coined by famous rapper blue-dog.
the selfiegraph was made popular by many tv show hosts who asked to click their pictures to other photographers while taking selfie.
selfiegraph term was coined by famous rapper blue-dog.
the selfiegraph was made popular by many tv show hosts who asked to click their pictures to other photographers while taking selfie.
by boogageekworld March 5, 2017
Get the selfiegraph mug.Selling sand is a slang term for selling Molly also known as Ecstasy. This is because in it’s pure form it tends to look like brownish sand.
by prizs September 23, 2019
Get the selling sand mug.When a video game company deliberately introduces a problem into their game so they can sell you the solution as opposed to designing the game to be played without paying up.
Solution selling can manifest in many different forms such as:
• Paying to skip long monotonous grinds
• Paying to repair fragile equipment such as weapons or armor
• Paying for transport, so you don't have to waste your time walking
• Paying to skip a difficult level/boss
• Paying to revive your character without losing progress or items
• Paying to progress at a rewarding pace
• Paying for increased inventory space
All of these issues can be solved very easily by better game design and just respecting the player's time and money.
Solution selling can manifest in many different forms such as:
• Paying to skip long monotonous grinds
• Paying to repair fragile equipment such as weapons or armor
• Paying for transport, so you don't have to waste your time walking
• Paying to skip a difficult level/boss
• Paying to revive your character without losing progress or items
• Paying to progress at a rewarding pace
• Paying for increased inventory space
All of these issues can be solved very easily by better game design and just respecting the player's time and money.
The game could've been good, if it wasn't for all the god damn solution selling!
Paid repair kits? That's just solution selling.
Paid repair kits? That's just solution selling.
by Lonke November 25, 2019
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by Ice cheese November 29, 2018
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