A major case of the blue seats

That depressing realization you didn't have anywhere near as many people come to your party or your rally as you had expected.

"So what ails ya, Nate?"
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."

by red phillips June 21, 2020

We're not dating seats

The empty seats at a table when you are sitting with a member of the opposite gender to broadcast to the world that the two of you are not in fact dating.

Because of the rumors that I was dating her were flying around campus, we chose a larger table in the middle of the cafeteria because it had the requisite we're not dating seats.

by davidford December 14, 2008

take 100 seats

An "urban" term used by teenage, power tripping assistants on innocent, unsuspecting interns.

girl in glittery purple uggs: "take 100 seats!"
intern: "please stop talking to me."

by S. Ghaz July 15, 2011

floor seats

sleeping on the floor

hey you trying to let me hit that ..
nah...
well you got floor seats tonight.


hey.. i wanna spend the night with you..
you not sleepin in the bed with me.. you can have floor seats tho

by oldschoolpimpage April 1, 2009

Cabin crew take your seats

Your gonna fucking die

Pilot 'Cabin crew take your seats'
Person 'Fuck'

by lolbenjithepooji December 25, 2018

Take Several Seats

Something Snoop Dogg would say in a song and it sound cool, which then becomes the song of the century.... anyways not the point.

When kearston won't back off.. (idk who kearston is, but she sounds like someone who needs to take several seats)

"Kearston you need to take several seats, and get off my back"

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

ronin seats

bad or uncomfortable seats at the movies or any venue with seating arrangements

dude we got to the movie premiere late so we got stuck with the ''ronin seats'' (front row incapable of seeing anything)

by bum1000 July 8, 2011