Scrum

Masturbating while pooping.

Oh, man! Did she seriously give you a blumpkin last night?
Nah, I ended up just going home for a scrum session.

Scrum by illusivesunrae June 6, 2016

Scrum

A software development methodology that never succeeds in the real world. It gives you more work for nothing with super abstract concept "complexity"

Dude, we hired another scrum guy. How many more times until CTO realizes scrum never succeeds?

Scrum by Almost6 May 6, 2018

Scrum

Stupid Corny Ratchet Unmotivated Minions

1: Yo why aren't they doing anything?

2: because they're scrum bro.

Scrum by Grumztewko August 8, 2018

Scrum

Any ejaculent expressed under fear of imminent harm or displeasure. Also appropriate to use the adjective form scrame or the colloquially more casual sCREAM.

I had a nightmare and when I woke up, there was scrum all over the place.

I went to see the Goonies in theaters and scrame several times through the showing.

While strangling myself and masturbating, I almost died. I did scream myself though so that is nice.

Scrum by teh_hax May 3, 2019

Scrum

A dirty, hairy, pair of balls, taint, and asshole.

Victoria eats Kyles scrum, and he loved it

Scrum by Party Wolf April 1, 2020

Scrum

Shortened version of the word scrotum, a pouch of skin containing the testicles.

Jimmy got hit in the scrum by a rugby ball. He was writhing in pain for hours clutching his scrum.

Bucky, the Jack Russel Terrier, grabbed Jimmy by the scrum and wouldn't let go.

Scrum by Wet Cookie May 12, 2020

scrum

pass tense of scream

We scrum a lot in PE.

scrum by teenbishkokie May 12, 2021