sassquatch

Being particularly sassy. But in a very funny way. Being called a sassquatch is actually a compliment.

Ben Greene was a sassquatch and made Jessi laugh.

by Not Jessi April 21, 2011

Urban Sasquatch

An individual who may be unusually tall, may have a weird outlook on fashion, and are sensitive to the fact that they carry these attributes and often will take out there aggression by threats and punches. May also be referred to as Urban Yeti.

I shouldn't have made fun of that Urban Sasquatch because I got my ass kicked.

by MadSkyllz August 3, 2007

sasquatch

The "official" name of Bigfoot; a creature popularly described as being human-like in form but massive in size, appetite, and shoe-size (hence the name...). Often depicted as ape-like and bipedal, this hair-covered mammal is believed by arguably delusional hippies to be the last surviving link between modern man and our evolutionary past. It is believed that the creature resides in the dense forests of the American/Canadian northwest, due to the unconfirmed sitings of this creature in years past. The reason theorists believe it has survived so long is due partly to its elusive, defensively aggressive isolationist behavior, but also its ability to hibernate for very long periods of time after feeding seasons.

The sasquatch, much like UFOs, has had thousands of reported sitings, and not a single shred of verified physical proof found.

Picture a darker chewbacca with a human-like haircovered face.

by Davey X. December 28, 2005

Sadsquatch

A girl who is rather large but not happy about it. She may look very menacing if she approaches you at night or while you are camping in a tent.

OMG, that sadsquatch just scared the bejesus out of me, I thought I was going to be mauled!

by SuperKel April 22, 2010

Samsquach

Samsqauch, noun, a samsquach is large hairy, sweaty person who assaults your eyes by eating a burger or sandwich poorly, while whooping and/or grunting.

"You didn't tell me your mom is a samsquach. The wedding'a off."

by Mokee September 13, 2014

vaginal sasquatch

Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using the meat).

That bitch braided her pussy hairs, she's a real vaginal sasquatch.

by sweetgy June 29, 2009

Brass Sasquatch

Similar to a brass monkey. Instead of using a 40oz of Olde English, you use 12oz cans of Rainier Beer (sometimes to make one seem upper class, it can be pronounced "Ron-Yay). and a party cup. Pour in the can and top of with Orange Juice.

Reigonal to the Pacific Northwest Reigon of the United States

Joe drank 10 Brass Sasquatches last night and passed out on the floor

by godadone September 26, 2010