Gojo Satoru

Hottest motherfucker to live on earth (but not even real)

White hair, eyes that Mappa put all their life savings on, and a 5ft cock (speaking from experience)

Gege hates Satoru Gojo. I don't know why but now we know why Satoru is now a kitkat.

God damn.

Your man: "Hi babe!"

You: "I wanna break up"

Your man: "What?! Why?!"

You: "I met someone better, his name is Gojo Satoru."

Your man: "Oh understandable."

You: "Bye"

Your man: "Bye"

by Hitorizzz_ February 26, 2024

Satoru Gojo

A blind looking ahh old guy who has a homicide record for firing a purple ball at a homeless guy.

Person 1: Ayo did you see Satoru Gojo do that Hollow Purple?
Person 2: Bro he fucked up my house with that
Person 1: dang

by anonymous July 10, 2024

Satoru Fujinuma

Simp

Yo you're like Satoru Fujinuma

by imasimpforvictoria May 29, 2022

Gojo Satoru

Gojo Satoru is the most delectable finest most gorgeous man on earth. he is the strongest, and he will come back.

Person 1: hey, have you heard of Gojo Satoru?
Person 2: yes omg i wanna get him pregnant so bad
Suguru geto: real

by sleepysatoru November 29, 2023

gojo satoru kinnie

someone who uses humour to cope, confident asf, does not like to think about the future - or themselves for that matter- and makes everything a joke / is never serious in any situation. -basically meaning their life is a joke- majority of gojo kinnies are entp’s .

A “i hope we can be great friends!”
B “i hope aswell”
A “I forgot to mention, i myself is a gojo satoru kinnie aswell”
B -spits out water-
B “YOURE BEING DEFINED AS A GOJO KINNIE?? NAH GOODBYE ‘MY ONE AND ONLY’”

by ‘my one and only’ June 10, 2022