Samsung sam

A hot ass virtual assistant made by samsung to be used on their phones

You: Hey man let me see your phone for a sec

*Friend hands you his phone and you check out samsung sam and walk to the bathroom with the phone*

(5 min later)

You: wow very interesting

*you hand phone back*

Friend:why's my phone so sticky now

by Big man in da mornin June 1, 2021

Dirty Samsel

The act of using your girls "T" shirt as a cum rag and not telling her about it - then she puts it back on!

Hmmm, I thought to myself, I quess I'll dir-T samsel the cum off her ass. I hope she dosen't notice.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

Samsung galaxy note 9

10 iPhone XSs for less than 1000 bucks

I bought the best phone in the universe, the Samsung galaxy note 9

by Harambe808 December 30, 2018

Samsung Galaxy S

A type of smartphone that is better than iPhone.

Dude 1: Look at this guy! He has Samsung Galaxy S! Where did you get them?
Dude 2: In the AT&T store.

by JC1199154 April 28, 2020

Samsung Girl

Samsung's very own virtual assistant known as Sam or simply Samsung Girl. The internet is crazy for her.

Ey bro, check out this Samsung girl.
Hold up, lemme search up rule34s of her.

by botoxthisbotoxthat June 1, 2021

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018

sams tic tac

a very tiny penis

girl1-i was with sams tic tac last night

girl 2- i've heard its tiny
girl1-the rumours are true

by marktictac August 14, 2017