sarcasm

Gift for intelligent, ability to compose messages which questions another’s intellect.

Also known as a sixth sense as one’s ability to detect the offence and threat of one’s self or another’s during sight or hearing of sarcasm.

2 males in a school canteen queuing.

Wang:so are you going 2 buy somting?
Peter: no i just like standing in line with a wang

by LINX August 28, 2004

sarcasm

An asshole's best friend.

Man: I just wanted to tell you so much that I really like you.
Woman: Awwww that's so sweet of you, I like you too.

Trust me people, that's devilish woman is really into sarcasm nowadays.

by MrTallyMon December 30, 2011

Sarcasm

1. The body's natural defense against stupid. Often used to belittle and/or amuse someone; incredibly humorous if used correctly.

2. The only language I speak.

Synonyms include: mockery, disdain, cynicism, scorn

Is your quad stuck in the mud?

No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires. Jackass.

Nice use of sarcasm, Rudy.

by Criscipline September 23, 2010

sarcasm

A sarcastic orgasm.

"Oh yeah, *that* feels good".
"Really?"
"No, that was my sarcasm".

by chundered_everywhere April 22, 2010

SARCASM

A faked orgasm. Used when a woman thinks her lover's style is TOTALLY lame.

Monica: "So you and John fucked? How was it?"
Sue: "I threw a SARCASM at him to get it over with... that dude SUCKS in the sack!"

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

sarcasm

A funny way of making people look like idiots. (But isn't that always funny?)

You: (insert phrase with sarcasm here)
Friend: Really?
You: No. (give Friend a cold stare and walk away...)

by libmag July 23, 2010

sarcasm

The lowest form of wit. Normally the funniest too.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003