Kleenex runway

a strip of tissue paper, strategically placed to recieve your offerings after a gentlemans 10 minutes for a quick clean up.

After ten minutes of furious effort, George deposited his jism on the kleenex runway.

by Dom Drums April 6, 2006

Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up

Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.

by kuntloondi March 13, 2020

Pubic runway

Pubic runway

A pubic runway is a style of pubic grooming that resembles the runway in an airport. A Pubic runway was discovered in cheltenham when a boy decided he needed a runway for his toy planes, those planes insidentally crashed into a major coatastrophe.

Rob: "So Luke, i guess your gunna tell me about your pubic grooming again."

Luke "Yes i am, i decided to go hip and cool and make myself a Pubic runway to my penis."

Rob: "Delightfull."

by Robwhite March 9, 2009

Dirty runway

Long and rugged hair spanning sides and back of the head, but bald on top

Look at Benjamin Franklin, that guy has the best dirty runway I’ve ever seen

by Urdawgwater February 26, 2021

flea's runway

A "flea's runway" refers to a hair parting, particularly one that runs central to the head. The fashion for greasy slicked down hair with a central parting has diminished and the term is not heard as much now as thirty years ago.

Linda was disappointed because George had not been to the hairdresser she had suggested. He still sported the long sideburns, greased down hair and flea's runway that she had complained of.

by Reg Acton October 15, 2006

Turtles on the runway

Code words for "drunk pilot".

David Letterman's flight could not take off due to turtles on the runway.

by Saraa Palin August 3, 2009

overshoot the runway

To let go of explosive, projectile diarrhea prematurely and miss the toilet.

Gotta run, that burrito made me feel like I'm about to overshoot the runway.

by nv_insomniac January 3, 2010