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The Michael Cera Rule

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.
by kingmc23 August 5, 2010
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Cindy Brady Rule

Also known as the Tom Brady Tuck Rule. Coined by Chris in Syracuse after the Patriots/Ravens game in which Tom Brady asked for and was granted a flag after an almost contact-free play.

Cindy Brady is a reference to the youngest child on the 70's TV show The Brady Bunch.
Bob: So why did you stop watching football?

Steve: Well, ever since the Cindy Brady Rule was adopted the game hasn't been the same. They protect the quarterbacks way too much.
by Chris in Syracuse October 7, 2009
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Cardinal Rule

The Cardinal Rule a substantial rule that is in place in a certain situation or organization. And it must not be broken at anytime.
'You must never date your friends ex. thats the cardinal rule of friendship'

'You broke the cardinal rule didn't you? Spies don't fall in love' - NBC's Chuck

'Never date a co-worker, its the cardinal rule. because when it all blows up in your face. your screwed'
by Keyls April 6, 2010
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Craft Rule

The Craft Rule states that if you play a video game with the word "craft" in it, then you are at least partially a nerd.
Man 1 - "Dude, you want to play Minecraft, Starcraft, or Warcraft? I have them all at my house."
Man 2 - "No, and you really need to respect the craft rule."
by DTthe4th October 1, 2013
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Area Codes Rule

This rule states that if you have a girl in one area code, the miniute you enter a different area code you in effect become single, therefore allowing you to have Hoe in different Area Codes, as Luda n Nate sed.
I've got hoes (i've got hhoooeeesss) in different area codes.
by Mr XDizzle June 11, 2004
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the colon and p rule

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face
The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect
by flavorsnades September 3, 2010
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The Puffy Coat rule

A unwritten yet indisputable rule within professional football: When the manager of a professional football team wears a puffy coat to the game his team will lose.

In an instance where the manager of both teams wears a puffy coat those teams shall draw but with notably bad defending from both sides to prevent supporters being satisfied with the point.

Only Arsene Wenger is able to defy the puffy coat rule. His Arsenal side defeating the widely accepted 'best team in the world' Barcelona 2-1 despite their manager sporting the oversized coat.
Roy Hodgson and his puffy coat were relieved of the role of manager today after they lead Liverpool to their worst start for over 50 years. Hodgson another victim of the puffy coat rule having only been at the reigns for 31 games (the shortest in the club's history.)

Arsenal completed their comeback against Barcelona to win 2-1 courtesy of a strike by Andrei Arshavin. This result came despite their manager Arsene Wenger sporting a puffy coat on the touchline. Contrary to the puffy coat rule.
by DefinitionGoose December 3, 2011
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