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Micro-Urination

When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.
Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
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young urination

some random two words my dumb friend julia made up at dnd club
by i am bumb March 4, 2022
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urination porn

Urination porn is a type of pornography that usually features a woman standing up as the male fucks her and peeing on him or just plain peeing on him with no fucking or just plain peeing on noone.
"Hey, man, that's some nasty urination porn you've got there!!!
by Douchebag February 8, 2003
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urination situation

One's factor of whether or not they need to urinate. A urination situation is commonly prompted on long road trips. This factor is vital so no one pisses on your backseat because those new panther seat covers are the hotness.
Yo Jerry, what's your urination situation?
Ah it's pretty mild, let's hit up McDonalds first.
by jscales March 24, 2008
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Secondary Urination

When you have such bad diarrhea that you effectively pee out of your asshole.
"Jesus christ, I ate so much Taco Bell yesterday that I've been suffering from Secondary Urination all morning"
by Justaddabsinth February 17, 2009
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urination studio

urinal, stall, john, shitter, bathroom, restroom, washroom
by johnnydooo June 10, 2005
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Urination Anxiety

common in men; anxiety achieved when one begins peeing and starts to freak out over:
a) whether they will miss the bowl
b) whether they will hit the seat
c) splashback
d)* whether people will look at them awkwardly if they pee for a short period of time, take their time to commence sad peeing or laugh at them for having a small penis.

* this is for urinals
Frank: Whats taking Jim so long?

Pat: Jim gets Urination Anxiety, he has a hard time hitting the inside of the bowl and it takes him a bit of time to line up his shot.
by McGoogan.Houzen September 4, 2011
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