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Roofie Rescue

You're in a club and you see a girl leave her drink at the bar when she goes to powder her nose. When she comes back, instead of actually spiking her drink, rush over to her and scream "DON'T DRINK THAT!". Explain you saw some middle-aged guy slip something into her drink and you just wanted to make sure she didn't end up Fritzl'd.

Next, slyly suggest she needs a new drink and that you would be willing to buy it her. How it goes from there is up to you.
You hit a dry patch, dude?
Fo' sho, looking to pull off a Roofie Rescue tonight.
by Souperman 1234 September 1, 2010
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rookie stoner

Someone that is interested in smoking marijuana but hasn't had the chance to yet. They often want to smoke because they're friends are doing it, they're bored, they like stoner music, or they just want to try it. Most of the time they will gladly be accepted into the smoking circle
friend: hey man are you a stoner?
me: nah im only a rookie stoner
friend: oh do you want to come smoke with my friends and I
me: sure
by CMAL14 September 11, 2009
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Rootie

/Ro͞otē/: Noun (Informal): A person who loves good food and enthusiastically seeks out detailed information about its origin.
Gordon loves knowing where and how the olives for his EVOO were grown, he is such a Rootie.

I'm not a foodie, I'm a rootie!
by Bellucci EVOO August 5, 2015
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rookies

a term used to address your room mates or potential room mates. can also be used to address your best friends. derived from an iPhone auto correction in which you try to type roomie
you guys are my rookies!
by m1990 November 2, 2010
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Rookie Flag

When someone does something that clearly identifies them as a rookie, they are flying their Rookie Flag.
Art: Dude, when did you get your new iPad?

Evan: Yesterday, dude, how did you know?

Art: Your email signature still says, "Sent from my iPad". Dude - you've gotta ditch that Rookie Flag before everyone thinks you're a total loser!
by g-othermal September 1, 2010
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rookie rager

a hard partier (rager) who parties every weekend with his/her friends but generally doing crazy shit and having a good time. generally a term for younger partiers hence, "rookie"
wow i've had such a hard week of school! maybe we should get the rookie ragers group together and hit up some party or just go cause some trouble.
by epicrookierager October 30, 2010
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roofie martini

Can refer to any martini-style cocktail that includes the drug Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). This drink is mostly seen at college bars and night clubs used by douchebags in an attemp to insert their drangi into women’s slits.
Guy1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Guy2: No. What happened?
Guy1: She had a roofie martini and woke up next to that douche Marc.
by Cynthia Dangus November 14, 2017
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