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Romantic Vamprism 

A personality condition in which someone uses feelings of "love" as a fuel source rather than a passion. People who suffer from Romantic Vamprism see love interests as outlets for attention, lust, confidence, and little more. Once their partner can't provide a needed amount of those things, they leave them behind for another victim. It's an addiction to the essence of love, not the details that make it last.

Romantic Vamprism is not easy to spot. Those who have it can be quite charming and outwardly appealing; it's their motive for love that gives them the condition. To them, a partner is a puppet for sexual and emotional energy, with little or no reason to keep them once they've served their purpose.

The "magnificent bastards" of heartbreaking, if you will.
"I'm in love with you!"

"Really now. I'm in love with your love."

"What about...you know...me?"

"Yes, yes, you too dear. I suppose. (For now...)"

Romantic Vamprism at it's finest.
Romantic Vamprism by VincentAcerbus November 28, 2011

romantic revenge

getting minor or almost unnoticed revenge on your significant other after they accidentally did something to emotionally hurt you.
Sydney: So your just gonna let that guy flirt with you in front of your boyfriend?

Jennifer: Its just a little romantic revenge, dont worry.

Romantic Terrorism 

When an individual creates non-existent conflicts and struggles between relationships/friendships to demand one thing only: To be loved in return.
Man, i dumped my girlfriend, i just couldnt handle the romantic terrorism she played on me.

Romantic Pickle 

Did you just call your dick a Romantic Pickle?
Romantic Pickle by domoo September 13, 2009

Romantic Icing 

After dinner treat used to decorate the delicate features of a lady's face. Usually brought along on a date by any considerate gentleman. Comes contained in it's own bag.
"Yes Jeaves, we had a lovely dinner. The portions were small though. Afterwards I sprayed my romantic icing all over young Alice's face and she clearly still had an appetite."
Romantic Icing by Tom D November 6, 2008

romantic horndog 

noun.

one who will describe themself as such:

i love cuddles and sweet nothings and falling asleep in someone's arms....but somewhere in there will be sexual somethings and the sleep will probably be from exhaustion.
I love being wrapped in a lover's arms in post-coital glow, slowly tracing each other's face and bodies with soft fingertips.

But we'd be limited to that small action because it'd be the only strength able to be mustered after one hell of a sex session.

What can I say? we're romantic horndogs. we do this every night ;)
romantic horndog by prin May 20, 2007