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Godfather meal

The only KFC meal bigger than a family meal for 12. Pure finger lickin' good. A meal only becomes a godfather meal if the person ordering it is going to eat it alone. This person may wear a tuxedo and bring two bodyguards in black suits for added effect. Note: it is not possible to choose the eat-out option with this meal as it is too big to fit through the front door.
Guy 1: "Dude, that guy is getting a godfather meal! He came dressed for the feast and all!"
Guy 2: "What a fat shit."

How to order:
Enter the restaurant, make your bodyguards pull out guns and kill everyone in the joint but the workers behind the counter. Approach the counter, look to your left bodyguard, and make him order you your godfather meal. He must order this in Italian. The bodyguard on the right should prepare a cheque, because normal money isn't godfather-like. If you're feeling extra godfather-ey, then make your right bodyguard pay in cocaine.
by quackoqazs May 30, 2011
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Myspace Mobsters Godfather

The creator/owner of the Myspace Application, Mobsters! He is a very unintelligent fool, who try's to fix things that aren't broken, and wont tell you how to use new things he adds.
"You can only send 16 energy boosts to your top mobs each day."

"The Myspace Mobsters Godfather is already dead."
by Donkey Puncherellis May 13, 2009
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Godfather Syndrome

The week after you have first seen the Mario Puzo's The Godfather when you imagine yourself being the don of a mob within your city, school, etc.
You had major godfather syndrome when you pretended that there was a mafia in our school.

I can't believe that you pretented to have the homework business as one of your assets when you had godfather syndrome.
by Don Someguy April 15, 2009
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the godfather

When a girl performs fellatio on a guy, sucks his balls too, then back to the dick and then she swallows- that's an offer he can't refuse.
She offered to give him the godfather and he just couldn't refuse- he got it good.
by The twentieth January 19, 2014
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Ronfather

Comparable to Godfather .. A true G at what he Does. A class act. Ladies cant resist.
Ronfather is unmatched on th dance floor
by turtleman99 March 8, 2011
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Nodfather

Word used to describe an individual who is nodding off (falling asleep) due to excessive opiate consumption. This of course is in reference to the classic Mario Puzo novel The Godfather.
"Check out homeboy falling asleep in the corner. I guess he's playing The Nodfather tonight."
by Red Mud March 14, 2009
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Reverse Godfather

When you intentionally give someone an offer that they can easily refuse, so they can feel included when you actually don't want to include them.
Since James is bad at golf and always slows us down, I game him a reverse godfather by inviting him to go to the course with us on the weekend of his anniversary.
by IshyMoose August 21, 2019
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