An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.
I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.
by big July 31, 2003
Get the League of Extraordinary Cockblockers mug.A person who prevents the unlocking of his car door by pulling the door handle at the same time the driver presses the unlock button.
Person 1: "Hey man, can you unlock my door again? I accidentally pulled the handle." Person 2: "Could you stop being such a fucking lockblocker?"
by Edahn Small January 9, 2006
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Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.
Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
by bombus August 18, 2010
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The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.
The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.
The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.
The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.
Person 1: How excited are you to see Kurt and Blaine have sex?
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.
by itcouldhappen--neversaynever October 5, 2011
Get the Cockblocktober mug.A Cockblock Abu, or CBA, is any person or creature that hinders the sexual conquests of his companion. The origin stems from the Disney classic, Aladdin, where Aladdin's advances at tapping Jasmine were constantly thwarted by the presence of his god-forsaken primate sidekick.
by TeamAladdin March 16, 2009
Get the Cockblock Abu mug.When you and your friends take up one whole side of the road with one car per lane going as far under the speed limit as you think you can get away with
by Carl395 August 20, 2007
Get the utah roadblock mug.1. The act of interfering with anothers attempts to gratify themselves. Usualy sexualy, but does not have to be.
2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.
2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.
1. Yo, I tried to fuck Keshia but her sister was cockblockin by staying in the room with us.
2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.
2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.
by Leezy October 9, 2006
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