by John Shiddywriter November 30, 2010
Get the Poor Man's Ritalin mug.A very special type of ritual, thought by many to be a myth, to summon the spirit of the devil. The ritual is performed by two partners, one male the other female. They both have to engage in anal sex until the male is primed for ejaculation. After priming has occurred, the male will quickly pull out and proceed to blow his load in the female's mouth while chanting under his breath, "ATMR" continuously until the female has completely swallowed the semen.
John - "Hey, can you come tonight to watch the football?"
Mike - "Sorry dude, I made a promise to my girlfriend that we were gonna do an ass to mouth ritual tonight..."
John - "Again?! *sigh* OK."
Mike - "Sorry dude, I made a promise to my girlfriend that we were gonna do an ass to mouth ritual tonight..."
John - "Again?! *sigh* OK."
by JamesMANxD January 5, 2017
Get the Ass To Mouth Ritual mug.When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.
by African Fertility God November 4, 2013
Get the Ritual of the Stork mug.by Betty Alsworth August 15, 2022
Get the Ribula mug.A bright ritual: The opposite of a dark ritual. It repels the effects of a dark ritual, and grants the user a bit of luck.
Matt:Hey, why did you use that dark ritual on me? I had to use a bright ritual to repel it!
Slime: It was a dare, I swear!
Slime: It was a dare, I swear!
by Matt_the_slime_slayer June 21, 2016
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god among humans:Im goin to use the Herobrine ritual to summon HEROBRINE!!!
7year old: WAAAAAHWAAAH PLZ DONT HEROBRINE SO SCARY
god among humans:Im goin to use the Herobrine ritual to summon HEROBRINE!!!
7year old: WAAAAAHWAAAH PLZ DONT HEROBRINE SO SCARY
by GIGACHADHEROBRINE May 20, 2022
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