dirty witchcraft

When a guy is doing a girl in the butt, cums inside, and then she tries to shit. When only shit comes out she yells, "WITCHCRAFT!" The male sticks her to a cross and lights her on fire.

Dumbass: Dude I totally just pulled a dirty witchcraft with Susan yesterday.
Friend: Dude...that was my sister...
Dumbass: Yeah it smelled like shit with the burning corpse after though...
Friend: ...*goes to counselling for 3 years.*

by JackedUpShitxX420XxYOLOswag May 8, 2013

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Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science.

See, you guys knew it from the beginning. Women ARE a curse of man. hehe. And they are indeed wiser than men are, after all.

Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science.

by returnof badass cajun resistor March 21, 2021

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Witchcraft feet

A person with crusty, sharp toe nails and ashy feet.

"put some shoes on those Witchcraft Feet."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017

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Bitchcraft

A man or woman who keeps someone around and acts like they want commitment but they really don’t and misleads them for years when they don’t intend to do anything

I’ve been with Jason for 3 years and he hasn’t proposed that’s some bitchcraft

Jennifer told me she wasn’t ready a year ago for marriage yet we’ve been together for 5 but tells me to wait on her . She’s working with some bitchcraft

by CIAbitch September 16, 2017

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