rigamortis

A condition that does not replace viagra.

Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.

by Numbers August 19, 2007

rigor blumpkin

an act of necrophilia by which a person recieves a blumpkin from a corpse

Don't piss me off or I'll kill you and make you give me a rigor blumpkin! - Tino

by Andy D February 16, 2005

rigimortis

a state of ones muscles after death frozen in one position.

Used in slang to replace the words "cool" and "sexy"

wow...robert is really rigimortis.

that is so rigimortis!

or

after death, the mouse lay rigimortis.

by Dezzy May 15, 2005

rigor viva

Tension or numbness in the extremities felt in the period building up to or during the petit mort. Like rigor mortis but you feel it before you cum not after you die.

"That big ol' dick really gave me a touch of the rigor viva in the tips of my toes while it was re-arranging my guts."

"I grabbed her ass so tight my hand got rigor viva."

by OwenF August 17, 2018

Rigormortiscel

When an incel is so fucking desperate they'll fuck a corpse

At least a corpse doesn't treat you like shit

Yo, this ni🅱️🅱️a a rigormortiscel

by Thisshitwild September 3, 2019

regmory

When a memory of something that you regret as heck keeps haunting you until you get seriously affected by it.

It's just (regret = reg)+ (memory = mory) = Regmory

“Man!!!!, I just wish i can forget this regmory!!!”

by Kawaii_unicorn April 17, 2022

rigor mortis

like rick and Morty but for dead people

guy 1: we should watch some rigor mortis
guy 2: don't you mean rick and Morty?
guy 1: no.

by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023