Ricer 

Modifying a car that is not normally considered a sports car. Civic, sable, focus....etc.

Quickly identified by multiple stickers (Looks like a NOPI catalog), wings that are at risk of catching power lines, Monstor tach for a stock vehicle, loud exhaust installed on automatic.

Also see - Ricer fly by

That is not a sports car, damn ricers!

Ricer by James October 20, 2003

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A Ricer:
A ricer is the person who drives a stock car, with extras that if anything slow the car down and make it less aerodynamic. (body kit, spoilers you name it) Yet it looks 'Sick/phat' - So its cool!!! - buts its slow.

How to identify a ricer driver: The typical driver of a riced up car, can be identified by the secondary monster tacho mounted where everyone can see it.

This is because the dick hanging from their forehead interferes with the perfectly good, stock tacho mounted conveiently in the dash cluter. And for those who dont know; the shift light is because they cant use their periferal vision.

They are incapable of reading the tacho and looking where they are going at once. They need a warning light (shift light) to tell them, their stock lancer engine, is about to explode and its time to change gears. Thank god for the monster tacho!

I think that sums it up...

ricer by Ibsn87 December 28, 2005

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A Honda Civic.

No one likes ricers, either. For more details, see drifting sack of shit.

ricer by stiffshifter February 19, 2010

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Anyone concerned more with (poor) aesthetics and obnoxious audibility than physics.

"Dude my new civic wing is dope, geee!"
"Yes, but what is the drag coefficient of that monstrosity? And exactly what do you think the effects of that much downforce will be on the rear-end of this front wheel drive vehicle. Did you even think 2 seconds in advance?"
"I got a 'Fast and da Furious' air-freshener."
"You got screwed over Ricer."

ricer by Onsokumaru November 9, 2006

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Any vehicle whether its import, domestic, 4 cylinder, 6 cylinder, or even 8 cylinder that has been raped by excessive use of stickers, "shopping cart" rear spoilers, fart cannons, bmw "fish gills", useless hood scoops, and/or clear/Altezza tailights. The term has nothing to do with the amount of horsepower the vehicle has, but the amount of garbage the person puts on the exterior of the car.

One time I saw this Mustang GT ricer that had a fish gills and a "Powered by Mustang" sticker on the back window, even though it should have read "Powered by Ford"

Ricer by Mikey August 19, 2003

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1) A ricer is ANY car that looks like it can fly because of its ridiculously huge, 6 foot long spoiler. A ricer is also ANY car that is modded out very excessively, which almost always results in, making the car look like a piece of crap. A ricer may look "cool" or "fast" but in reality, a ricer will go from 0 to 60 in 12 seconds, emphasizing the driver's ego, which also is equal to his car's spoiler in size, of thinking that his car is "fast". A ricer occasionally may have air intakes in order to cool the engine down, just in case the car reaches the speed of 35 mph.

A honda civic with a huge spoiler that causes the back of the car to sink about 3 inches, and a muffler tip that is so huge that you can fist fuck it if you wanted to. Also it may have many stickers of famous car modification companies, such as BBS or Sparco, which in reality the car itself has no products that were produced by these companies, and in fact has some bootleg cheap plastic parts from chinatown that cost $34.50 in total. These cars can be considered to be ricers, and any person that sees these ricers should scream "RICER!" as they drive by.
NOTE: Ricers cannot be determined by looks, for some cars that look like ricers actually have the performance to back up its physical appearance. And these cars are not considered to be ricers.

ricer by uranmfer329 March 5, 2005

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Acronym for:

Rich
Idiots
Can't
Even
Race

That kid asked his dad to buy the fastest automatic car on the market and he still managed to grind the gears somehow... ricer

ricer by phantom twinturbo July 3, 2011