Ghetto Reporter Syndrome

Derived from the famous ghetto reporter video on youtube. Syndrome where something angers you and and you talk mad trash (including some reference to drugs or ghetto-fabulous terms is a plus) against the thing that angered you.

Chris: Fuck that bitch ass cock sucking broke titty mother fucking swine flu bitches tearing up my immune system! After consuming fuck-tons of Vitamin C, my white blood cells were fucking strapped like Rambo and royally tore the shit out of those crack smoking baking soda snorting cock sucking punk bitch ass swine flu fucktards!

Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.

by SnakeBiter October 30, 2009

retartedtrentonrex

he is a gay native that likes all of his cousins and he likes the dick in his ass he is really retarted he moans in the back of the class he likes a gay guy from yellowkife and he moans to him

he is gay and a homo he likes gay people and he is gay he likes caousin cause his girlfriend is his sister retartedtrentonrex

by gaige forrest March 6, 2017

Reportedly

Adjective used by news companies to legally post fake stuff on their websites...

Trump reportedly helped win the elections by Russia

by Eltharynd May 21, 2018

drudge retort

A political website run by a failed web publisher, populated almost exclusively by homebound seniors and pathetic trolls. The regulars argue about the same 5 topics on a daily basis, fleck spittle onto their computer screens, and generally waste their worthless lives.

I haven't argued about abortion in a while, think I'll visit the Drudge Retort.

by corkysfather October 4, 2013

Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Retort

1. A metaphysical wrestler

2. A show on the YouTube channel Balboa Dean

3. Physically Challenged Wrestler

He's so small and weak, he should wrestle in retort.

by Tomme boyd February 5, 2020

Suck Dick Retarted

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.

He went suck dick retarted

by QueenCalee November 28, 2019