When you eat food that is too hot, so the person is breathing quickly to try and cool down the scalding food that is in their mouth, in which they would look like a retarded dragon.
Yo man, did you see me just now? Those pizza rolls were so hot I looked like I was a retarded dragon.
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by oicdodd812 June 29, 2010
Get the retarded rooster head mug.Core retardation is the pure essence of someone being retarded. It can be used as an insult to everyone for whom the phrase "you are fucking retarded" just isn't enough.
Person 1 drops food on Donnies floor.
Then Donnie can say: You fucked up my room for the third time this week you core retarded piece of fucking aids!
Then Donnie can say: You fucked up my room for the third time this week you core retarded piece of fucking aids!
by konnie&dolia June 14, 2018
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by kcsmawm1 January 28, 2012
Get the Retardashian mug.Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.
Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.
*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*
Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?
Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.
*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*
Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?
Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
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my reply: "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."
my reply: "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."
by Phil E Drifter February 22, 2008
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