Retarget

that dumb store that sells almost everything, especially, totally retarded clothese

hey, y'alls wanna go over to retarget and try on some panties?

by Treighz December 16, 2007

retannered

The lack of comprehension of leadership, clutchness, and other intangibles in hockey.

Person A: Sam Gagner is better than Toews
Person B: But Gagner doesn't have Toews' leadership or clutchness
Person A: Those factors are so overrated and anyone who believes those characters matter are idiots
Person B: God you're so retannered

by Fbartley June 29, 2015

retargument

a completely ridiculous argument, that in retrospect can only be defined as retarded.

"why didn't you park in that spot"
"Because I thought we'd walk back after eating for some exercise"
"But, we'll have all the bags from shopping"
"What difference does it make?" "Honestly?"

"this is stupid, I'm not going to have another retargument with you."

by Christal Hawkins April 12, 2008

reptangle

A cluster of snakes, either a mating ball or a large den of snakes

Indiana Jones met his match, when he had to wade through that reptangle.

by Sven Ole March 4, 2019

rectangle knot

The best knot with unlimited possibilities and can not be stopped.

The rectangle knot is the superior knot.

by Hdhdjejnsj January 6, 2020

rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots

Rectangular colour; #ebebeb 3D cat, width 5 inches length 1 yard, heterochromia call it half-blind depending on if you want to get body slammed or not 2 trilateral triangles located on top of forefront, zig-zag 3d tail on far end, 4 rectangular limbs, not fluffy, texture stale cheese, scent; Kiwi shoe polish sometimes camphoraceous, dos (two if you're ludicrous enough not to know at least SOME spanish.) #1b00a1 spots located at lower area of feline.

subject 1. "Oh my god! It's a rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots!"
subject 2. "the fuck are you on? off your meds again lil bro?😭 blyats gone crazy 🤓🤓"

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

by precipitation August 25, 2023

Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.

Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?

by vorpalbla December 11, 2016