Retarded High

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.

That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!

by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010

Retard

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.

Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!

by Mr. P. FLuffee June 16, 2010

Redneck Retard

A redneck who can't help but to do dumb things.
Also known as a R Squared.

Taking a Toyota Camry 4-wheeling is an example of something stupid a Redneck Retard would do.

by lex m April 5, 2012

Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.

Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.

by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

retarded monkey strength

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."

by lo6972 August 20, 2018

Smart-Retard

A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)

Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.

by TyroneSlim June 20, 2016

Midnight Retardation

Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.

You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.

Damn that midnight retardation be hitting hard.
I like dolplins as well.

by sasho184, sashimi April 15, 2022