Two Years Resolution

A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.

Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?

Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.

by zomgjb December 15, 2009

You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.

Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"

by ejones63 January 2, 2013

New Year's Resolution

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach

Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution

by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014

resolutionist

Jan 1 joiners of health clubs

Or another form "resolutionista"

Overheard at the YMCA in Easton, MD.

He was a resolutionist till March came around, I haven't seen him since.

by showers at the Y January 1, 2012

school year's resolution

A commitment an individual makes to a positive lifestyle change to coincide with the first day of school -- when daily schedules for both kids and parents tend to become more regular.

There's no way Sarah could avoid lying around and stuffing her face with fatty food during the summer, but she's making a school year's resolution to eat better and exercise.

by MiamiDad August 18, 2009

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Defenders of the Resolute

The motto of the USAF Security Forces. Latin translation is Defensor Fortis.

We are defenders of the resolute.

by usaf4life August 7, 2009