LAST MEAL REQUEST
Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.
*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.
*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.
*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.
*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019
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Facebook Friend Binge: The act of sending many requests, at one time, to be friends with random individuals on facebook; adding people you wish to creep or learn more on.
Facebook Friend Purge: The act of deleting friends off of your friend list due to their incessant status' or knowing you will never see nor speak to the person ever again.
Facebook Friend Purge: The act of deleting friends off of your friend list due to their incessant status' or knowing you will never see nor speak to the person ever again.
Ex. 1 Sarah: "Did you hear that Carolyn had a facebook friend purge recently?"
Eva: "Should I feel honored that I'm still on her list?"
Ex. 2 Chris: "I'm not proud; I facebook friend request binged last night."
Carolyn: "That's alright, at least they aren't calories. Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge(s) happen to the best of us."
Eva: "Should I feel honored that I'm still on her list?"
Ex. 2 Chris: "I'm not proud; I facebook friend request binged last night."
Carolyn: "That's alright, at least they aren't calories. Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge(s) happen to the best of us."
by musicallyfit848 December 25, 2009
Get the Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge mug.Sending someone a "Friend Request" on Facebook in the hopes of opening a channel of communication that will lead to them opening their body to you temporarily.
by Jacques Tardi August 28, 2013
Get the Fuck Request mug.Phrase that IT support staff put into their Helpdesk tickets as the solution of the computer problem they fixed.
Helpdesk work order #99991
Problem description: Computer blue screens frequently. Please fix.
Resolution: Works fine, no problem found. As requested.
Work order closed.
Problem description: Computer blue screens frequently. Please fix.
Resolution: Works fine, no problem found. As requested.
Work order closed.
by ARAR99 November 6, 2009
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A request to a person(most likely a friend) for sex when you're really in the mood for it. Asking a friend to have sexual intercourse when your body can't hold in the urge anymore.
She called asking me out to lunch but was flirting and acting very erotic. I figured it was a sex request.
by MysteryWitch25 December 14, 2016
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