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Pimps. With Dubs on their Rides. Republicans are good, decent, hardworking Americans who oppose the gay, pro-choice, pro-stupid agendas of liberals. Whereas Republicans beleive in God & country, Democrats believe in sucking the country dry of its morals and values like the atheistic assholes they are.
Furthermore, Republicans aren't pussy ass bitches who complain and cry everytime we have to lay the smackdown on some country that commits genocide against its own people (Iraq, anyone?)
America runs shit, everybody else just lives here. But the Democrats get their feelings hurt when the French and Germans call us big meanies cuz we don't listen to their every command. Excuse me, monsieur, I am soooo sorry. Shut the fuck up and make me some Freedom Toast.
If that isn't enough, the Republicans are the only reason this country acts with the valor and courage to use its strength for making the world a better place, with one less dictator.
Anybody who thinks Republicans are homophobic, racist bigots is somebody who sucks waaaayyyy too much cock for their own good. Yeah, I guess Republicans are narrow-minded cuz they dont want their kids watching TV with some homo ramming another dude in the ass. What a bunch of assholes.
Also, the last thing you need to know is that the Republicans care about the poor MORE than the Democrats. What, you say? Yeah, if you've ever taken even a remedial economics course at your local community college you would know that transferance of money from the rich to the poor creates a system by which the incentive to work decreases for the impoverished. Thus, the economy suffers because there are less people in the labor force which in turn raises the unemployment rate and the rich have less money to invest into the economic infrastructure. If you're a Democrat, you were probably too asinine to understand the point or the words in front of you. Peace.
George Clooney: I am liberal dickwad who blows a lot of smoke up people's asses about what I think because as an actor, I am the foremost authority on fiscal and socio-economic policy. I also eat asshole for fun.
Bill O'Reilly: I'm one of millions of Republicans and I'm bout to beat yo ass you crybaby muthafucka. POW!!!
by Southie00 June 11, 2006
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Republicans

The upper class in American society of which the poor are jealous. Generally the hardest workers in a comunity, republicans actually contribute to the GDP. Not the party that sold American nuclear plans to China (that was Bill Clinton). The only contributor to logical thought in the United States of America in the modern day.
The legislative, judiciary, and the executive branches of the American Government are currently run by the Republicans. (ouch to all you democrats)
by CaliforniaKid September 21, 2008
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republicans

Really awesome cool guys who are better at everything than democraps. Joel is a Republican. Kalene is a democrap search Kalene and you will see who I'm talking about.
Hes a hot republican, Let's go fuck him hard say the babes
by §£xÿ B£a§t March 31, 2005
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Smart, not idiots, hate democrats that act like they run the world
Democrat: let's vote for Biden

Republicans: pfft retards we voted for trump
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Republicans

A word utilized within the FBI to refer to African-Americans. It is often used in a negative context, so as to obscure the topic of discussion from outsiders.
The Republicans are really causing trouble in Newark.
by K354654654654641 June 25, 2008
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Republicans

One of the two main political parties of the USA, catering to alt-right policies and beliefs, In other words, retards
The new mayor of town caters to republicans, he’s a fuckin retard and should be shot
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Republicans pounce!

A headline in a newspaper or other article that describes Republicans (or other right-leaning individuals) attacking a Democrat (or other left-leaning individual) when that Democrat commits a misdeed. Always written by a reporter with left-wing political views, it will attempt to frame the Republicans as overzealous, and will either downplay, ignore, or excuse the Democrat's misdeed. Commonly done by the New York Times or Washington Post, it is often viewed as a sign of the bias within the media.
"Republicans pounce! On Democrat caught murdering young woman."
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