A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.
by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007
Get the shithouse reporter mug.A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.
Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!
Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.
Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005
Get the Report Card mug.The term originates from the game that became popular in 2020, "Among Us". When used outside of the game the term has been further extended to mean when someone says or does something that reveals something bad or sinister about themselves unintentionally. The political twitch streamer Hasanabi uses it frequently.
Matt Gaetz: The New York Times is running a story that I traveled with a 17 year old woman. This is verifiably false.
Hasan: He just said "17 year old woman". Kind of a self report.
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Someone being Interviewed: Israel has killed 63 children this is horrible.
Hannity: Maybe Hamas shouldn't have shot missiles from hospitals and schools. If someone attacked the U.S., it would be all hands on deck.
Hasan: "Oh dude we would murder every baby in the region if an American city was harmed" is not an argument you can make for what the morally correct action to take is in this circumstance. You're only self reporting that you would do worse war crimes than what Israel is currently engaging in. That's psychopathic.
Hasan: He just said "17 year old woman". Kind of a self report.
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Someone being Interviewed: Israel has killed 63 children this is horrible.
Hannity: Maybe Hamas shouldn't have shot missiles from hospitals and schools. If someone attacked the U.S., it would be all hands on deck.
Hasan: "Oh dude we would murder every baby in the region if an American city was harmed" is not an argument you can make for what the morally correct action to take is in this circumstance. You're only self reporting that you would do worse war crimes than what Israel is currently engaging in. That's psychopathic.
by Sinfinite May 22, 2021
Get the Self Report mug.n. Trucker-speak. A report of the location of state troopers (smokey bears, or just bears) patrolling the road ahead, usually obtained from vehicles moving in the opposite direction which have just come from the place for which you want a bear report.
Trucker1: Break 1-9, Eastbound.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.
by fizzle April 5, 2004
Get the bear report mug.The song that children at either YMCA or
natures classroom sing before they measue the amount of leftover scraps they leave,
unfortunatly the lyrics are varied between places.
natures classroom sing before they measue the amount of leftover scraps they leave,
unfortunatly the lyrics are varied between places.
Joe: Uhg I'm to full, I'm gonna throw this food away.
Mike: NO! do you want our ORT REPORT to be higher that yesterdays group?
Mike: NO! do you want our ORT REPORT to be higher that yesterdays group?
by Joeybob2letter August 7, 2009
Get the Ort report mug.A person who is straight-edge,but " breaks edge" by drinking, smoking, or doing drugs, then in turn wishes to become straight-edge again, must commit to sobriety for one whole year to then become full straight-edge once more. Also this person must be under 21 to be reborn and over 21 is considered straight-edge renewed but this requires three years of committing to sobriety.
by zejek August 1, 2012
Get the Straight Edge Reborn mug.If you're a student like me (Makes horrible test grades but actually does your homework and somewhat cares) then you probably dread this day. If you're a student like my older sister(Studies hard never misses a homework assingment aces all the tests and on the teachers good side) then you probably love this day. This is the day when asian parents yell at their kids for getting an A-. This is the day white kids get sympathy for making a C. This is also the day that black kids get their asses whooped for bringing home a D+. If by chance your report card satisfies your parent then you can expect some money or a trip to your favorite restaurant.
Asian kid: Mom... heres my report card
Asian Mom: An A-!!!! You have got to do better!!
White Kid:Oh crap its report card day! Here it is...
White parent: Aww you got a C in History. Try to do better next time honey.
Black kid: Mom before I show you my report card promise me you won't go crazy... AHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMA NO!!!!
Asian Mom: An A-!!!! You have got to do better!!
White Kid:Oh crap its report card day! Here it is...
White parent: Aww you got a C in History. Try to do better next time honey.
Black kid: Mom before I show you my report card promise me you won't go crazy... AHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMA NO!!!!
by childplz March 27, 2011
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