Please Remove My Definitions

I am tired of keeping my definitions here and embarrassed about an e-mail I mis-sent.

Please remove all of my definitions

by 1_WTC_Lock November 29, 2004

safely remove hardware

The greatest joke in the history of Windows computers.

User: Copying files onto my USB flash drive...Ok I'm done. Taking out the flash drive now.
Windows: Please click the Safely Remove Hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click Stop. When Windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
User: -yanks out flash drive- fuck you!

by xxdeathx January 7, 2013

Please Remove

Editors, please start removing lame definitions for the sake of humanity.

Oh, here we go again! Another genius decided to post something intelligent on Urban Dictionary. I feel smarter already.

Please Remove...

by Removealldefinitions April 9, 2013

how to remove chicken from butt

This aint google

HOW TO REMOVE CHICKEN FROM BUTT AAAAAAHHHHH ITS FUCKING PECKING MY ASS AAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK IT LAYING A FUCKING EGG OOOOOHHHHH MMY GAAAAAAAWWD

by Antonon November 19, 2021

navel entries remove doubts

another way to say that someone is a N.E.R.D.; a mixture of capsule kei's and my ideas; one who thinks he/she's all 1337.

Man, that guy is so arrogant. But not in the Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar (B.R.U.N.O.) kind of way, but the naval entries remove doubts kind of way. In other words, he thinks he's 1337.

by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

editor/remove.php

How the hell did this get deleted?

"I can't delete my definition"
"Have you tried going to editor/remove.php?" - UD
"Is this a joke?"

by dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot March 25, 2021

staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.

We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!

by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011