remoralise

To raise a person's morale after it has been previously lowered, generally with the intent of lowering it again immediately after. To lift someone up so they have farther to fall back down. The opposite of demoralise.

henry: Why are you losing on purpose?
tom: I am going to remoralise him so when I win he will be more demoralised.

by BombrMan October 29, 2006

Printer's remorse

When upon looking at a (usually large) printed document, you regret printing it.

Joe had printer's remorse because he just printed a 100 page file in colour when he meant to print it in black and white.

Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.

Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.

by sean1123 April 13, 2008

Twitter's remorse

The regret you feel wishing you could improve, or say something better or funnier only after you have hit the Update button while using Twitter.

After I tweet sometimes I lay in bed & think "Oh, that could have been so much better!" Now I have a raging case of Twitter's remorse.

by JaysJob June 24, 2009

Shaver's Remorse

When a Person regrets, or rues shaving any attatched hair from their body.

mannnnnn i really miss my hair. I think I have "Shaver's Remorse."

by kkkkiller July 8, 2010

the Byers remorse

An individual experiences the "Byers remorse" when, after having loudly proclaimed to his friends and acquaintances that he will no longer have sex with unnatractive women, he proceeds to have sex with unnatractive women and then loudly proclaims his regrets to the aformentioned friends and acquaintances.

Did Billy bang that Hippo last night? I smell a case of the Byers remorse.

by burge322 January 16, 2011

fucker's remorse

That feeling you get when you screw a gal and then have immediate regrets

Bob: i can't believe you screwed Amber. You know she'll tell everyone
Tim: Damn, now i have fucker's remorse

by Samkai February 18, 2009

Affixation Remorse

The feeling that you wasted an awesome sticker that you probably should have used elsewhere. Often the result of sticker paralysis, and similar to Tattoo Remorse

Dude 1: "why so glum?"
Dude 2: "Affixation remorse"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: I stuck that sweet vintage Apple sticker on my old PS2 Guitar Hero Guitar. I never even play that game any more. I should have put it on the rear window of my truck"
Dude 1: "what a waste"

by grimfish March 5, 2009