i aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur : (writes a long ass paragraph)

glenn: i aint reading allat 😭🙏

by vsonyx December 20, 2022

relaxing in the gentlemans way

Masturbating

"Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."

by Saoirse September 1, 2003

Releasing the Kraken

An epic dump (shit).

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

by SafeHouse March 31, 2010

Reading the Wallet

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.

Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.

by Huge Murph February 24, 2009

Releasing the dog of war

The sensation of pooing out a shit that has been troubling you for quite some time.

I walked in on him releasing the dog of war, he looked strangely pleased.

by UD Scholar July 19, 2011

Rusty Recording Studio

A loud resounding fart passed in the confines of a steamy shower.

Kristin laughed this morning while I was making music in the rusty recording studio.

by Casey Cool Man September 8, 2013

Burn After Reading

Burn After Reading.

a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.

"ok these are documents belonging to some higher up what do we do with them?"
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."

by kep john August 10, 2016