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Dead soul release (DSR)

Term for when an electronic music producer / or musician in general releases a tune on their own digital label that no-one buys, listens too or gives a s*** about just so they can say they have a release. This can be accidental if this only happens with one release. If however they release scores of tunes in this way they are clearly either:

(i) Trying to counterfeit reputation ie. trying to mislead people of their true standing in the game to get bookings / further releases

(ii) Trying to be counterfeit status among their contemporaries

(iii) Tragically deluded.

See also Dead soul label (DSL)
Jim: "Wow DJ Killa Sniper is pretty big in the game. He has 15 releases".

Jack: "Nah, I looked them up. They're all DSR (dead soul releases).

Dead soul release (DSR)
by Dr. Colossus 02 October 27, 2010
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Gentleman's Release

The passing of flatulence while standing at a urinal taking a piss. Typically done with one hand on the cock and the other arm extended against the wall for support.
I was taking a dump today and I don't know who walked in and did the Gentleman's Release but it sounded really wet.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
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Relenture

Re•len•ture' n.

1. An undertaking or enterprise of a relaxing adventure.

2. An unusual or relaxing experience.

3. Participation in relaxing and exciting experiences.

re•len•tured, re•len•tur•ing, re•len•tures v.

MEANING:

A word comprising of the words ''relax + adventure''. When you go on a relaxing adventure you are actually going on a relenture.
"We are going on a relenture holiday next month with the family."

"That was a fantastic relenture, I needed that."
by Geo Gecko August 21, 2009
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Hand release

A hand release is a sexual technique usually done by a masseuse or masseur on a person by stimulating their erect penis to produce an orgasm and ejaculation. A hand release can also be done on a woman by stimulating her clitoris to produce an orgasm.

A hand release after a massage is called a “happy ending”. A release before a massage is called a “happy beginning”.

There are different types of hand releases. The most common is the “hand job” – stroking of the penis to produce orgasm. A “French” release is a blow job. A “Swedish” or “Russian” is a release done between a woman’s large breasts.

Hand releases on males are usually done after the massage – the therapist uses a lubricating solution to stimulate the erect sexual organ. Massage oil or cream is usually used, but other sexual water based lubricants, such as Astroglide or KY Jelly can be used.

Institutions that are involved with massage education and licensing are very much against hand release during a massage session because in many places it is illegal and can be termed as a form of prostitution. However, it is very hard to arrest a masseuse or masseur for giving a hand release; and although the act of hand release is considered illegal it is rarely if never found out by the legal or licensing authorities.

Licensed massage therapists usually don’t do hand releases because of legal or ethical reasons, but there are many professional who don’t see anything wrong with them and will gladly do them once they get to know you better or for an extra fee. Massage therapists have to be very careful when they offer a hand release out of fear of being caught and arrested by an undercover police officer. This is rare though.
"Do you want a hand release?", the buxom Russian massage therapist named Olga asked me.
by Melinda Goldberg October 10, 2004
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Relegades

A nickname given to the North American League Championships team Renegades. The nickname is derogatory and is derived from the team's name and the word 'relegation'. The nickname probably came to be due to Renegades' poor performance in the 2016 LCS Spring Split giving the impression that the team will face relegation when the split is over.
Guy #1: Did you hear that Relegades are facing the Immortals later today?

Guy #2: Yeah man, it's gonna be a slaughter.
by ShinraStrife August 21, 2016
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relentless eater

A badge used only by 99 overalls to allow them to eat food with insane speed.
My son, the relentless eater finished his 4 for 4 meal in 1.2 seconds.
by Vrontios October 11, 2017
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Gentleman’s Release

The release of loud flatulence while urinating.
The old guy at the urinal had no qualms with a gentleman’s release. It was loud and repugnant.

I did a gentleman’s release earlier and I’m thinking now it may have been a little wet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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