Rejax

Verb.
rəˈjaks/

1. Masturbate in a lazy, relaxing way with or without ejaculation. The verb to rejax was coined as a combination of the verbs to relax (from the Ancient Greek 'to become less stiff') and to ejaculate (from the Latin 'to become more stiff'), which, though diametrically opposed and diameter-ally challenged, come together to, well, come (or not come--that may be the question.) Rejaxing is often performed in an attempt to woo oneself with slower, more languorous movements in self-pleasuring, particularly to ease stress from and minor physical tension due to hazardous work, imminently torpedoed relationships, and financial difficulties caused by divorce. The verb to rejax was first described in Elsa Downing's erotic novel "Lawyer by Day, Lover by Night" as the main protagonist, successful criminal defense lawyer Dirk Travels, contemplates becoming reacquainted with his left hand during a business trip to Las Vegas.

From the novel "Lawyer by Day, Lover by Night": After an afternoon of writing glib memorandums and filing bond motions for second-rate criminals, Dirk made himself a gin tonic, sat in his favorite microsuede armchair, and began to rejax to the soothing sounds of his Josh Groban Pandora station.

by Steph Trav June 29, 2017

Rejail

Being held for an inordinate amount of time in a mall or retail store due to long lines, poor customer service, or egress obstacles.

DAVE WAS STUCK IN REJAIL BECAUSE OLD NAVY ONLY HAD TWO OPERATIONAL FITTING ROOMS.

by Frank Pesce May 16, 2018

rejaculate

When the girl you just creampied sits up and squeezes your load out on to you.

My wife loves to rejaculate all over me.

by DaveInsurgent December 1, 2010

Rejaculate

The leftover sperm from a previous ejaculation that exits the body once urination occurs.

1. After I finished on Stacy, I went to the bathroom and rejaculated.

2. Its better to rejaculate right after ejaculation to avoid "clogging the pipes".

by Arse21 July 7, 2010

rejaculate

when you masturbate and then have sex in the same day

Guy #1 " Dude last night was awesome I jacked-off and then fucked this girl and came again."

Guy #2 " Whoa, you rejaculated"

Guy #1 " Cool!"

by trhunnner April 26, 2009

rejard

This is a retard and reject all together so you can call people those two words in one simple one

"mike is a rejard"
or "OI!! your a rejard"

by bobnob April 1, 2004

Rejamatard

A person who is a little too messed up to be called Retard. In serious need of help or assistance.

"There is something seriously wrong with my brother, he is such a rejamatard."

by Evil Twin October 30, 2004