redman

Function: verb
The act of sitting bare-bottom on the face of an individual who is incapacitated either from sleep, effects of alcohol, or by force, and is usually an act of retaliation for a wrong that has been done. The main objective is to have the sitter feel the nose of the victim in between their gluteal cleft.

Look here Jarvis, this inebriated gentleman seems to have had his share of scotch and is now lying face-up on my prized lion skin rug. I bagged that lion on my recent African safari hunting trip. He shall have to pay a hefty price for his error of judgment. Hold my cane and monocle Jarvis, while I redman this fellow.

by Beerlos September 29, 2009

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The Redman

an act of bestiality in which the penis is lathered in peanut butter and/or other delicious substances then licked off by the household pet.

You: Fuck i was sooooo horny last night
Your Bro: Shit, horny enough to pull The Redman??

by Il Duce33 April 12, 2011

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RedMan

Playing with youself using your mom's tanning lotion and your little man turns red.

Dude evertime I shower I look down at my RedMan in shame.

by Little Red Man October 14, 2009

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josie redman

I am a Scorpio. I love to sing. I want to play the piano. Six grade is the grade that I am going into. Love is all I want. I have a large family.

Josie Redman is the weirdest girl I've met.... in a good way.

by JOSALLINE R. August 10, 2017

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cait redman

A wonderful person who is always busy and takes charge when she sees the need. Cait Redmans love theatre, language, and math. They also are the worst at relaxing, but are the best at getting stuff done

For example Cait Redmans; while everyone after exam week takes a break and sleeps the week off, she will continue to study and have the following assignments turned in.

by The Never Ending May 10, 2018

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the redman

a one night at flumpty's character that is formerly human because he drank lava, he can shut down electrical systems, hence why he can only be seen at the door, he acts like chica in the first game and the puppet in the second game.

oh shit, the Redman is summoning.

by the one with the dark heart May 31, 2018

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