Rectal Magician

A young man having the capability to slip in his magic slong in to your brown bottom top hat
Or in layman terms sneaky anal trashing

My father was a great rectal magician

He didn't even notice him slip it in, he must be a rectal magician

by Potato Gremlin >w< June 9, 2015

Rectal Prolapse

A rare condition that occurs when the lower end of the large intestine (the rectum) slips outside the anus.
Whereas there is no known cause of ass hanging disease, there are risk factors that are believed to increase the chances of experiencing inside out ass.

Risk factors include-

Child BIrth-

Straining While Having a Bowel Movement (Not confirmed, but most people experience the prolapse while straining.)-

Chronic Constipation-

Rough Anal Play-(AKA non-consensual sex, or not preparing enough)

Taco Bell.

Symptoms would be well...you would fucking know if your ass was fucked up.

My Number One God Damn Fear Is Rectal Prolapse

Literally no one asked for this but then again who the fuck asked for Logan Paul

by Stonkle September 21, 2021

Analogue rectal exam

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

auto cat rectal

Autocorrect. From an early and possibly apocryphal iPhone example.

Damn you, auto cat rectal.

by thermidor August 21, 2014

rectally sourced

A workplace-friendly substitute for the phrase "pulled out of my ass."

Boss: "Can you give me a time estimate for the Ajax project?"
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."

by FreshyBB March 27, 2008

Optical Rectalitis

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

Cranial Rectal Syndrome

A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.

Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop December 9, 2008