rectal glaucoma

Just can't see my ass coming into work today.

Boss, bad news the doctor has told me I have a serious case of rectal glaucoma.I have to stay home and self medicate.

by Herb Erber January 14, 2008

rectal conquistador

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole

Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."

by Skinny Kid December 20, 2007

Rectal Rambler

One who talks out of one's ass by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.

The real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of basement flooding.

by AmosOtis February 6, 2009

Rectal Salsa

The prolonged (and rather smelly discharge) left behind after a fierce night of anal sex. Can be mixed in conjunction with a Chicago Martini to make quite the punch for your special get-togethers.

Man...we have to stop doing it so hard..I don't have enough tortilla chips for my rectal salsa.

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 16, 2004

rectal blast

When one male drives his finger(s) into another males anal cavity while ascending the staircase in high school. The element of surprise is essential. In many cases penetration may not take place, but it is certainly preffered. Variations include the corkscrew, tsunami, and infamous shocker. Look out for definite retribution.

I was heading to fourth period English, when Greg suddenly rectal blasted me from behind

by dano mo fo March 29, 2008

Rectal Nova

Violent act of having eaten some seriously hot food some hours before, and shitting it out at high velocity and high heat - It feels like your ass has become a star going supernova.

It was a horrible event that occurred as result of LJ's last bite into what was the most suspect yet delicious Cabo burger; because on the plane ride home the next morning, his ass went rectal nova in the airplane bathroom.

by Johnny Del Fuego December 17, 2008

rectal flight

Gaseous matter expelled from a near-dead, or stone-cold dead person. Worst smelling fart ever! Dead-guy farts, gas, near-dead farts, pre-afterlife gas.

Karen was shocked by the overwhelming odor of the rectal flight in room 44B. Dead guy farts live and breathe.

by navonod April 12, 2009